It Wasn’t UFOs :: By Eugene Quintus Whipplewart

When the Christians Go Up, It Won’t Be Space Aliens That’ve Taken Us!

“Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed” (1st Corinthians 15:51-52).

“Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition; Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God” (2nd Thessalonians 2.3-4).

“But I would not have you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning them which are asleep, that ye sorrow not, even as others which have no hope. For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him. For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. Wherefore comfort one another with these words” (1st Thessalonians 4.13-18).


If this headline is blared throughout the nation and the world at the sudden disappearance of Bible-believing Christians worldwide, don’t believe a word of it! Space Aliens, Martians, little green men from outer space, Star Trek, nor Star Wars (nor any other Science Fiction Serial) had anything to do with the unexplained disappearance of every Christian worldwide. This article is written before such an event takes place.


Maybe you, reader, have seen a sign with this sentence. Maybe you’ve heard a street preacher, an evangelist on television or YouTube, or a pastor of a church (sadly enough, fewer and fewer preach such from the pulpit) speak these very words. Perhaps you heard such words on a radio program or on a podcast. When you hear such words, encounter such messages, and peruse such people saying them, what comes to your mind? Is it something like this:

“Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation” (2nd Peter 3.4).

Maybe these are your thoughts. Maybe you think this as well when you hear someone state the following…

“…this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven” (Acts 1.11).

The fact of the matter is, Jesus Christ IS coming soon… and, perhaps when you’re reading this, that Bible-believing Christian you know has inexplicably disappeared. In fact, they may have disappeared right in front of your face mid-sentence. Maybe you were at work with a Christian. Maybe you were eating lunch or dinner with one. Perhaps this Follower of Jesus Christ was in a conversation or a debate with you about the very fact of Jesus Christ’s sudden return for his church.

The fact of the matter is, if this event has taken place, and you are reading this message, then the End TRULY IS Near, and it’s time for you to get ready!


There will literally be no clear explanation from the Mainstream Media about what just took place. You will hear, read, and see many reports about what the Mainstream Press THINKS happened. Every theory — from A New Step in Evolution to Spontaneous Combustion to Nuclear Energy/Weapons to Space Aliens — will be proffered to try and explain the sudden disappearance of hundreds of millions of Christians worldwide. Talking heads and ignorant mouths will tell you that anything BUT the Truth took place… and, very likely, a strong, charismatic, believable World Leader will step forward and tell you what happened. Only none of this will be the Truth. It’s time to turn off the TV and YouTube and pay attention to a “book” you have likely overlooked, ignored, and cast aside for a long time: this “book” is the Bible.

As stated earlier, UFOs, Space Aliens, The Next Step in Evolution… whatever you hear, read, or see in the Press will be an outright lie, and that lie is meant specifically for you to give up your soul to the Devil and his man of the hour, the Antichrist. Heed this incredible passage…

“Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition; Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God. Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things? And now ye know what withholdeth that he might be revealed in his time.

“For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way. And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved. And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness” (2nd Thessalonians 2.3-12).

This, written above, is the tell-all of what the Enemy of your Soul (we call him “The Devil” and “Satan”; he also goes by “Lucifer” and “The Adversary,” among other names) is doing in the aftermath of the disappearance of so many globally. Why are the lies being bandied about? Why won’t the Truth be allowed? It’s simple, really…

“Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not” (John 8.43-45).

In this passage, Jesus the Messiah (also known as “Jesus the Christ” or “Jesus Christ”) is telling you about the Devil: the Devil does not speak the Truth. He will spin the Truth, reword the Truth, twist the Truth to his own devices… but he will not speak the unvarnished Truth, nor will he allow the Truth to remain for long, wherever he has control (and very soon, he will have complete control over the earth).

Whatever the Mainstream Media is telling you about what happened to the Christians, don’t believe a word of it. This “disappearance” (maybe you’ve heard the word “Rapture” or phrase “Rapture of the Church”) has long been foretold, promised that it would take place.

Well, if you happen to be reading this after such an event, beware what the “experts” —including so-called “Christian ‘Experts'” — are telling you. It wasn’t UFOs, Space Aliens, Spontaneous Combustion, nor some InvisiRay nor Secret Weapon that has zapped Christians off of the earth. We heard That Last Trumpet, and Jesus Christ has come in the Clouds (just as was promised) and has taken us home.


Friend, perhaps you’re reading this and thinking that it’s all over. Maybe you’ve heard some wet-blanket-thinking person tell you that now that the Christians are gone, Heaven is Closed, and nobody else will be saved. Maybe some ill-thinking and misinformed expert has also told you that, now that the Holy Ghost is gone (He Isn’t; his influence has merely changed), nobody will be nor can be saved. Such talk, such thinking, is hogwash. Even though you’ve missed out on the Rapture of the Church, you CAN be saved!

Here is what you need to do, and do quickly: find and get and hold onto and STUDY a Bible! Get one that was produced before the Rapture happened because anything afterward will likely be compromised by the Devil and his man of the hour, the Antichrist. Though The Authorized King James Version of the English Bible is the best, beggars can’t be choosers: find a Bible — any translation GOD will and can use to save — and read it. If you have a Christian Friend who’s disappeared with the rest, get that friend’s Bible post haste (it ain’t stealing because, trust this: Raptured Believers won’t mind you taking their stuff: quite the contrary, as we WANT GOD to save as many as possible during this hour).

Before you start reading the Bible, you must have the direction and help of the LORD GOD to understand its contents. You must accept Jesus Christ’s sacrifice, believing that only he can save you, that you are a lost and hopeless sinner, and can only accept the Free Gift of Salvation as offered by Jesus Christ. Simply ask him to forgive you of your sins and trust in his finished work of Salvation on the Cross, and his Victory over death by way of resurrection from the dead. While you have missed the Rapture, you DON’T HAVE to Miss Heaven!


If you’ve asked GOD to save you through the Shed Blood of Jesus Christ, you are protected from the Great Lies of the Devil and the Antichrist! Friend, it wasn’t UFOs. Space Aliens didn’t get us! No “Secret Weapon” zapped us off of the earth. There will be any number of lies you will hear from the Mainstream Media: don’t believe a word of it! Believe on Jesus Christ!

We are home. Soon, you will be with us, and we will share heaven and eternity with GOD and his Son, Jesus Christ! Times are going to get HARD, Hard… but here are some promises from GOD, just for you (and there are even more in the Bible)!

“If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head. Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good” (Romans 12.18-21).

“Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world. Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God: And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world. Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world. They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them. We are of God: he that knoweth God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error” (1st John 4.1-6).

“There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee. Be strong and of a good courage: for unto this people shalt thou divide for an inheritance the land, which I sware unto their fathers to give them. Only be thou strong and very courageous, that thou mayest observe to do according to all the law, which Moses my servant commanded thee: turn not from it to the right hand or to the left, that thou mayest prosper whithersoever thou goest.

“This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth; but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success. Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest” (Joshua 1.5-9).

“Be strong and of a good courage, fear not, nor be afraid of them: for the LORD thy God, he it is that doth go with thee; he will not fail thee, nor forsake thee” (Deuteronomy 31.6).

“All things are delivered unto me of my Father: and no man knoweth the Son, but the Father; neither knoweth any man the Father, save the Son, and he to whomsoever the Son will reveal him. Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light” (Matthew 11.27-30).

“And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth. Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen” (Matthew 28.18-20).


Heavenly Father, you have come in the clouds and taken Christians Home. For those left here on Earth, Father, you still have provided them a way for them to get to heaven. Dearest LORD, times are going to be EXTREMELY Hard for our Left Behind Brethren, but you’ve promised never to leave them nor forsake them. Will you be with them, just now? And dear LORD, for anyone who is reading this before the Rapture of the Church, we pray for them to be saved through the Shed Blood and Sacrifice of Jesus Christ our Savior! We pray these things in the Righteous and Mighty and Holy Name of Jesus Christ, Amen!


“Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe also in me. In my Father’s house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also. And whither I go ye know, and the way ye know” (JOHN 14.1-4).