God Made Me

A Grandpa and his young granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, “Did God make you, Grandpa?”

“Yes, God made me,” the grandfather answered.

A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, “Did God make me, too?”

“Yes, He did,” the older man answered.

For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind.

At last she spoke up.

“You know, Grandpa,” she said, “God’s doing a lot better job lately.”

Good News / Bad News

There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: “I have good news and bad news.

The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program.

The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”