Top 10 Worst Things Written on Your Term Paper in Red Ink
10. See me after class.
9. Did you even read the material?
8. It’s a C, but it’s a strong C.
7. Fascinatingly convoluted.
6. My, what nice, big margins!
5. You’ must’ve been up all last night.
4. The book ends differently than the movie.
3. Spelling requires more than just sounding it out.
2. Are you familiar with the term “plagiarism”?
1. Tell your mom to try harder.