Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.
Goldfish: Just because I have a three-second memory, they don’t think I’ll mind eating the same fish flakes … Oh boy! Fish flakes!
Cat: Sharpen claws on one stinking curtain and it’s curtains.
Parrot: Tease, tease, tease — but do those greedy humans ever really give me a cracker?
Cat: Why are these people in my house?
Dog: What the … HEY!!! I didn’t even sign a consent form for that surgery. Help, Legal Council!!!!
Goldfish: “Oh, tap-tap-tap! There’s a new one!”