Pet Pet-Peeves

Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.

Goldfish: Just because I have a three-second memory, they don’t think I’ll mind eating the same fish flakes … Oh boy! Fish flakes!

Cat: Sharpen claws on one stinking curtain and it’s curtains.

Parrot: Tease, tease, tease — but do those greedy humans ever really give me a cracker?

Cat: Why are these people in my house?

Dog: What the … HEY!!! I didn’t even sign a consent form for that surgery. Help, Legal Council!!!!

Goldfish: “Oh, tap-tap-tap! There’s a new one!”

Last Modified on November 3, 2017
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