10. When God asked “Adam, where are you?” He replied, “The woman you gave me was reading the map.”
9. There was no “standard weight and height” tables – and the word FAT meant good.
8. If he had gone bald, who would have known that wasn’t normal.
7. He never had to shovel snow!
6. He got away with wearing a simple wardrobe.
5. He never had his dinner interrupted by door-to-door salesmen.
4. There were no credit cards OR shopping centers.
3. There were no Jones for him to keep up with.
2. He had no in-laws to drop in.
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.