Signs That Make You Wonder!

Plumber: “We repair what your husband fixed.”

Tire Shop: “Invite us to your next blowout.”

Psychic’s Hotline:Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”

Towing Company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.[toes.]”

Billboard on the side of the road: “Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.”

Nonsmoking Area: “If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

Maternity Room Door: “Push, Push, Push.”

Optometrists Office: “If you don’t see what your looking for you’ve come to the right place.”

Taxidermist’s Window: “We really know our stuff.”

Foot Doctors Office: “Time wounds all heels.”

Butchers Window: “Let me meat your needs.”

Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.”

Hotel: “Help Wanted! We are looking for inn-experienced people.”

Veterinarians Waiting Room:Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!”

Computer Store: “Out for a quick byte.”

Restaurant Window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.”

Bowling Alley: “Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.”

Funeral Home: “Drive carefully, we can wait.”

Counselors Office: “Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.”