Christians: The Other White Meat :: by Donna Wasson

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (KJV)

Well, well, the boo-foo-brigade is back from an extended vacation and is ready for action. They’ve been mighty quiet since they won the right to ‘marry’, so I figured they set out for a little R&R, if you get my drift. Where did they go? Provincetown? Rio de Janeiro? New York City? Miami? No telling, but as that famous movie phrase goes…”They’re baaaack.”

Let’s get caught up, shall we?

This past weekend, that aging, lame dinosaur that is Saturday Night Live, aired a parody mocking faith-based movies, and slamming Christian bakers who refuse to supply cakes for homosexual weddings. It depicted an SNL actress as the owner of a bakery shop, being confronted by a gay couple who demands she make them a cake for their wedding and that she make the statement ‘God is gay.’

When she refused, the couple sued her but promised to drop the lawsuit if she would simply proclaim ‘God is gay.’ She blurted “No he’s not! He’s a straight as they come!” Because she said that, they took her to court. The next scene shows a packed courtroom. While she sits on the witness stand, the judge looks at her and said “You know God is gay. Just admit it!” She stands, and slowly says “God…is…a b**b man!” as the spectators in the gallery explode in raucous cheers of support.

Aw. Now, ain’t that just precious? I mean, what a clever premise for a parody—to make fun of Christians who have the guts to stand up for Godly principles, as well as assigning sexual orientation to God. How incredibly original. How hilarious. How pathetic! How boring and overplayed.

I’ve got an idea: Why doesn’t SNL produce a parody in which an artist paints a billboard with the likeness of the pedophile “prophet” Muhammad, then depict the sheep squeeze that would hit the proverbial fan as a result? Nah, they wouldn’t have the courage to do that. THAT might be considered o-f-f-e-n-s-i-v-e. Christians are a much safer target, aren’t they? I think it’s time SNL goes to bed. Permanently.

On to the next story. reported that on 4/8/16, the nation’s first ‘transgender’ Baptist preacher spoke to the Alliance of Baptists in St. Louis, declaring that an “angel of reason” caused him to accept his inclinations to identify as a woman.

His birth name is Daniel Robinson, but now goes by the trendy moniker ‘Allyson’ Robinson. He told the story of how he was studying to be a pastor at the George W. Truett Theological Seminary in 2005, when he experienced a great struggle with his gender identity. He stated “I have known my entire life that the world was wrong about me; that on the day I was born, when the doctor took a cursory glance between my legs and authoritatively declared ‘It’s a boy,’ he was wrong—dead wrong.”

Gracious! I guess that physician must have skipped a few anatomy classes. After all, that sort of thing is kinda hard to miss.

He went on to describe what I consider to be a very telling experience. Early on in his seminary studies, he contemplated suicide but an “angel of the Lord” that he called “reason” stopped him. Robinson said he heard inside of himself, a voice that said “What if God hasn’t fixed you because you’re not broken?”

“That can’t be true,” he thought. “The Bible says I’m broken.”

“What if the Bible is wrong?” the voice said. “What if you’ve been reading it wrong?”

In that moment, Robinson says he “sacrificed his certainty” and hoped God would count it as “righteousness.” Uh, no Daniel, He doesn’t. Your statement doesn’t even make logical, much less theological sense.

Daniel kept his gender identity issues a secret from the university until after graduating due to the seminary’s policies about homosexuality and transgenderism. Well, I guess he would! While in school, he took a position as pastor of Meadow Oaks Baptist Church and in 2014, worked as a transitional minister at Calvary Baptist Church in Washington D.C., and was later ordained there as a woman. Good show Calvary Baptist, you spineless, worthless bunch of Laodiceans!

Listen folks, the Bible is crystal clear on this subject. “And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? For ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you. 2 Corinthians 6:16-17 (KJV)

If you attend a church that tolerates flagrant, open sin, whether it be homosexuality, adultery, fornication, drug use…whatever, without calling for repentance and righteousness before the Lord God, RUN out the door! Don’t let the doorknob hit you in the back. Get out of there! Almighty God is about to expose sin and judge His wayward church, and you do NOT want to get caught up in that!

“For the time is come that judgment must begin at the house of God: and if it first begin at us, what shall the end be of them that obey not the gospel of God? And if the righteous scarcely be saved, where shall the ungodly and the sinner appear?” 1 Peter 4:17-18 (KJV)

So many Christians have wandered away from the Shepherd. Even Robinson’s poor, deluded wife Danyelle, expressed her support about his desire to identify as a woman. So, what does that make her?! Is she the husband now? Will they stay married and produce confused, misled little children? If they have marital relations, does that mean Danyelle is really a lesbian? Inquiring minds want to know!

Former church leader Amy Butler, wrote “Allyson Dylan Robinson is a minister of the gospel, trained for the task, and ordained to the gospel ministry by another community in which she served as pastor. Over the course of her journey, God has invited her to step into the faithful witness of a new identity, a true identity, and a new name.”

REALLY? “GOD” invited her…oops, I mean him, to step into a new identity and a new name? What ‘god’ would that be, ‘cause it certainly isn’t the God of the Bible. The God of the Bible clearly states such attitudes, actions and choices will land a person in the Lake of Fire.

Hate to tell you, Daniel, but that wasn’t an “angel of the Lord’ who whispered those lies into your heart and mind. That was your enemy. A true angel of the Lord would NEVER question the Word of God. You heard the same voice Eve did in the garden when satan asked “Yea, hath God said…?” What did your little messenger ask you? “What if the Bible is wrong? What if you’ve been reading it wrong?” hiss-hiss.

Today, Robinson is a happy little lady. He says “Frankly I consider Job, Gautama Buddha, Joan of Arc, Rumi and Johnny Cash to be my spiritual predecessors far more than Augustine, Aquinas or Barth. My hymnal has a lot less Isaac Watts and Fanny Crosby, but it’s full of Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Tupac and Beyoncé.” *eye roll* Fabulous spiritual role models there, dude.

Perhaps Robinson would be well served by contacting Walt Heyer, a 75-year-old gentleman who underwent sex change surgery in the 1980’s, and lived as a female for 8 years before reverting back to his biological gender. He now testifies how Christ redeemed him and gave him hope.

He was interviewed by the Daily Mail last January, and stated “Nobody’s ever born a transgender. They’re manufactured as a result of something, a developmental childhood issue that has yet to be determined for many people. All of them have some level of depression, and we’re not treating them. We’re just cutting off body parts and giving them a new name and a new gender.”

He went on to say “God designed man; He designed women. God will redeem the lives of people who struggle with gender identity issues just like I did. He redeemed my life, and I’ve been free from it as a result of that.” May the Lord bless him in his unique ministry!

Hear that Daniel? You are deceived, lost and broken and your Creator is NOT pleased with your conduct, your rebellious testimony, or your false statements regarding Him. He loved you enough to die a horrible death on a Roman cross. Time is running out, my friend. I highly suggest you repent, scrub the make-up off, give that skirt back to your wife, and become the man of God He created you to be, because there is no such thing as a ‘transgender preacher!’

Lord have mercy, the persecution and mocking have barely begun in America and these compromising churches with their cowardly, ear-tickling pastors aren’t helping matters. Woe unto them! As members of the true Bride of Christ, you MUST cinch up your armor and let the insults roll off. Pray for those who make fun of you, remembering that they walk in darkness with no clue what they are facing. Pity them. Stand up for the Lord God and His Word, and never, EVER deny His name before men!

Hang in there. We are going home sooner than you think.