Many Westerners seem to be clamoring for an opportunity to attain second-class citizenship in a nation that exists under the authority of a Muslim religion.
I saw a brief video where political commentator Steve Bannon informed us that “Islam is a great religion!”
Atta boy, Steve! Show us the way to submission. Who needs Western Civilization anyway?
I hope that video was taken out of context.
I must admit, though, allowing oneself to be dominated by a brutal pagan religion does sound keen.
What guy would not want to die in jihad and snuggle up to those seventy-two virgins?
But not so fast, there are a few hoops you must jump through before you taste the coveted fruits of Islam. Nothing worth having comes easy.
Fortunately, we have popular influencer Tucker Carlson to show us the path to dhimmitude. He recently bought a house in Doha, Qatar, which means he has found common ground with his devout Muslim buddies.
That means he fully understands and will need to affirm the following:
- There is no other god but Allah.
- Muhammad is his prophet.
- Muhammad is superior to Jesus (Isa).
If you plan to follow in Tucker’s footsteps, one of the most important things you will need to understand is that, in a Muslim country, you are not viewed as an equal unless you share their religion. There is no Constitution to protect your civil rights because you don’t have any.
Who needs civil rights anyway? The murderous Democrats have built political careers denying people their civil rights. The J-6 protesters were denied their civil rights by a corrupt DOJ, FBI and judicial system. Democrats routinely cheat in elections by allowing illegals to vote, canceling out the votes of legitimate citizens.
And the unborn will never get the chance to exercise their right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness if Democrats get their way.
The God of Abraham is the one who bestows human rights, and the nation as a whole has abandoned Him. We have failed to honor the Lord, and now we are going to get Allah just like our European brethren. Allah is not a god of love; he only recognizes obedience and submission to whoever is interpreting Islamic law at the time.
Also, it is important to understand that Dhimmi means ‘protected person.’ This sounds really nice and all until you figure out why you need protection.
Muslim protection is not unlike that of the mafia. We all know how that works; you must follow the rules. Otherwise, you might hear, “Nice family you got there; be a shame if anything happened to them.”
Failure to follow the rules means you are no longer ‘protected.’ Once you lose your ‘protection,’ you, your family, and your property are at the mercy of every person who claims the title of Muslim.
So, make sure you follow the rules.
Here are the top three rules you need to adhere to:
First, you will need to reject the idea that Christ died for our sins. Tucker is well-positioned to jettison the Gospel because his church, the Episcopal Church, abandoned it a long time ago.
Muhammad and his followers despise the Gospel, so Tucker will fit right in.
Second, you must become an anti-Israel, Jew-hating fanatic. Whenever there is a problem in the world, just do what Hamas does and blame the nation of Israel or the Jews. You don’t need proof because that would destroy your argument. All you need is a baseless accusation, and the press will take it from there.
Third, you must become a defender of Islam so that your masters will look favorably upon you. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of some Sheik, Mufti, or Mullah if you value your freedom, your family, and the lives of your loved ones.
And support for Islam by deluded Westerners apparently pays pretty well.
That is, until you no longer serve as a useful idiot for Islam.
Now, once you become a Dhimmi, here are a few rules and restrictions on your behavior that you need to abide by.
First, if a Muslim wants your daughter, and you are not a Muslim, you must let him take her. If she is not a Muslim, he can rape and discard her, or, if she pleases him, he may honor her by including her in his harem.
The Druze, Kurds, and white working-class English girls will be more than happy to provide further information regarding how that works.
And, when your daughter looks to you, her father, in despair, to save her, just inform her of her Dhimmi status and let her know she needs to take one for the team.
Also, keep in mind that the Muslim heaven is filled with young boys, with big brown eyes, who one would think were scattered pearls. Muslims seem to have some strange affinity to young men who never grow up (Sura 52:24; 56:17,18; 76:19).
So, you may want to keep an eye on your male offspring as well.
Second, unless you have temporary favored status like Tucker, you cannot have a nicer house than your Muslim neighbors. If you have more money and property, these can be seized in a Sharia court to make sure that you know your place.
Third, once your nation has been conquered by Islam, you will need to pay the Jizya. This is a special tax that all non-Muslims must pay if they want to live peaceably in a Muslim nation. This poll tax will be paid by each person personally, at a humiliating public ceremony, where the Dhimmi is struck either on the head or the nape of the neck, after rendering payment.
Once you are properly shamed so you know your place, you will receive a receipt which you must carry at all times. If you are caught without your receipt, you may be forced to experience the delightful accommodations at your local Muslim jail.
You should be able to bribe your way out early, though, by offering money or your daughter to your local jailer. Or your son, for that matter.
The churches of the West are dying, and Islam is on the ascendency. God is using that same old tired strategy of raising up a bunch of mindless pagans to discipline people who were once called by his name.
If you think penitent faith in Christ is misguided and decide to choose Islam, you may wish to consider redefining your faith and your desire for civil rights. None of those mean anything anyway when your nation has been conquered for Islam.
As Muhammad, peace be upon him, wrote when they threatened the Byzantines, “Embrace Islam, and you will remain safe (from us). If you refuse to accept Islam, you will be responsible for the sins of the Magi!”
No one really knows what that means, but I think you get the gist.
Tucker was ‘wise’ enough to read the writing on the wall and has now become a ‘protected person.’
If you don’t join him, you may find yourself being held responsible for the sins of the Magi.