Idaho: “More than just potatoes. Well, not really, but the potatoes are real good.” Kentucky: “Five million people, 15 last names.” Michigan: “First line of defense from the Canadians.” New Jersey: “You want a motto? I got yer motto right here!” New York: “You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to […]
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In The Tunnel
Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady were traveling together in a train car. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap […]