Rejected State Mottoes 2

Alabama: “At Least We’re not Mississippi” Alaska: “11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!” Arizona: “Dehyd-rific! Arkansas: “Litterasy Ain’t Everthing” California: “As Seen on TV” Colorado: “If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother” Connecticut: “Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character” Florida:” Ask Us About Our Grandkids” Georgia: “We Put the ‘Fun’ in Fundamentalis Hawaii: “Haka Tiki […]

Signs That Make You Wonder!

Plumber: “We repair what your husband fixed.” Tire Shop: “Invite us to your next blowout.” Psychic’s Hotline: “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.” Towing Company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.[toes.]” Billboard on the side of the road: “Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.” Nonsmoking […]