To: Tech Support RE: Your program titled “Husband 1.0” Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included […]
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Too Much Of The 21st Century
You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as “getting wasted.” You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. You call your son’s beeper to let him know it’s […]