You May Be A Missionary If…

20. You cruise the Internet looking for fonts that support your “native” language’s alphabet.

19. You feel you need to move after you’ve lived in the same place for a month.

18. You have a name in at least two different languages, and it’s not the same one.

17. You don’t think that two hours is a long sermon.

16. You haggle with the checkout girl for a lower price.

15. You refer to gravel roads as highways.

14. Fitting 15 or more people into a car seems normal to you.

13. You know how to pack.

12. You realize that furlough is not a vacation.

11. You sort your friends by continent.

10. You do your devotions in another language.

9. You have friends from or in 29 different countries.

8. You speak with authority on the subject of airline travel.

7. You can cut grass with a machete, but can’t start a lawnmower.

6. You watch nature documentaries, and think about how good that animal would taste if it were fried.

5. You consider a city 500 km away to be “very close”.

4. You have a time zone map next to your telephone.

3. You read National Geographic and recognize someone.

2. You speak two languages, but can’t spell in either.

1. You can’t answer the question, “Where are you from?”