4 YEAR OLD: My Mommy can do anything!

8 YEAR OLD: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!

12 YEAR OLD: My Mother doesn’t really know quite everything.

14 YEAR OLD: Naturally, my Mother doesn’t know that, either.

16 YEAR OLD: Mother? She’s hopelessly old-fashioned.

18 YEAR OLD: That old woman? She’s way out of date!

25 YEAR OLD: Well, she might know a little bit about it.

35 YEAR OLD: Before we decide, let’s get Mom’s opinion.

45 YEAR OLD: Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?

65 YEAR OLD: Wish I could talk it over with Mom…..

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.

“Well they feel a bit tight,” replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue out,” the clerk says.

“Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth.”