Contacts

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.

He says, “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”

The woman answered, “Well, I have contacts.”

The policeman replied, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”

Career Counseling

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”

What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? “How does it work?”

What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? “How much will it cost?”

What does a grad student with a liberal arts degree ask? Do you want that with fries?