Down At The Local Garage

An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: “Check for clunking sound when going around corners.” Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a “clunk.” He then made a left turn and again heard a “clunk.” Back at the shop he opened […]

Just The Facts

It was still morning when Little Johnny arrived home from school. Little Johnny’s mom inquired, “Why are you home from school so early?” “Because I was the only one who could answer a question,” responded Little Johnny. “Oh, really? What was the question?” asked his mom. “Who threw the eraser at the principal?” was Johnny’s […]