A lady had recently been baptized. One of her co-workers asked her what It was like to be a Christian. She was caught off guard and didn’t know how to answer, but when she looked up she saw a jack-o-lantern on the desk and answered: “It’s like being a pumpkin.” The worker asked her to […]

There’s a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts “Praise the Lord!” The atheist yells back, “There is no God”. Every morning they both do the same thing with the same result. As time goes on the lady runs into […]