1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. — (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) 2. Find a prostitute and marry her. –– Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3) 3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. — Moses (Exodus 2:16-21) 4. Purchase […]
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Why It’s Great To Be A Guy
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter. You can open all your own jars. Old friends couldn’t care less whether you’ve lost or gained weight. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind. Guys in hockey masks don’t attack […]