Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets.” Ole got up […]
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Jesus Is Watching
A burglar enters a home and is greeted by “Jesus is watching!” He shines his flashlight around and finds no one. He takes another step to hear “Jesus is watching you.” This time he shines the light to discover a parrot. He asks, “Was that you talking ?” The parrot answers “Yes.” The burglar asks, […]