Running Red Lights
Two guys in a car drive right through a red light.
"Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger.
"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver.
They continue driving through town and then proceed to drive through another stop light.
"You just ran another stop light! You're going to get us killed!" screamed the nervous passenger.
"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," repeated the driver.
Moments later, they approached a green light and they came to a halting stop.
"Why are you stopping?" asked the anxious passenger.
The driver turned and said, "Because my brother might be coming!"